In normal times I’d have gone for waxing but I can’t honestly see me getting away with that as an essential journey.
I could shave them. But it’s taken so long to get to the “it doesn’t really hurt anymore” phase that if I shave them, it’s back to the start of that painful process again.
So no one can’t see them so I’m not offending anyone.
However it’s just dawned on me. If I get a tan, when lockdown finishes and I go for waxing , the resulting pattern will make me look like Lil’ Kovid!
“Lets go out and sit in the sun for a while.”
“I think we better go in now. We’ve been out long enough”
But it’s better than talking to myself. I mean, that would be too weird, right???