Saturday, March 31, 2018

'ear 'ear

I was out for fabulous dinner in Miller & Cook in Mullingar.

As I stood up to leave I heard a ..klunk. One of my new earrings had opened and fallen out, hitting the floor.
They were hoops so did actually made a little sound...maybe not exactly a klunk. That was for dramatic effect.
I searched under our table but couldn't see it anywhere. I had just given up hope when I espied the foot of a man at a nearby table.
What should I do?
I went up to him as he was having an animated conversation with his companions.
"Excuse me," I interrupted.
All the diners at the table stopped to look at me.
"Please don't get alarmed or excited but I'm just going to bend down for a moment!"
There was a collective intake of breath while I bent down and .......retrieved my earring.
"Taadah" I held it aloft.
A moment's silence was followed by howls of laughter.
"Well I didn't want to make any sudden unannounced movements" I explained.
I wish I could have taken a photo of the shock/horror/excitement on his face!

Close up to prove that I had really been wearing hoop earrings and it wasn't a very clever chat up line!

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

One in a generation.

Back at school, we were discussing the effects of The Beast from the East, Ireland's worst snowfall in over thirty years. I asked them what they were feeling now that it was gone.

Personally I'm delighted as I couldn't cope with another day of isolation.

One of the lads put up his hand.
"Miss, I feel very sad."
"And why is that?"
"Well if it only happens every thirty years, then I won't be a child when it happens again."

Boy, did my heart nearly melt.

Monday, March 5, 2018

A rude awakening.

Reality is...

when you're feeling quite smug about yourself, because you've eaten healthily over the past four snowed-in days (apart from a few Twixs) and exercised daily along with Karl Henry in your sitting room...

and then you slip out of your comfy tracksuits and into your trousers.....Eekkkk!

Sunday, March 4, 2018

The Aftermath

I shall be eternally grateful to another neighbour with another tractor, who cleared my driveway for me this morning. I can now officially rejoin the human race.

But we're not out of the woods yet.
Raharney awoke to the devastating news that a young man had lost his life just outside the village in the early hours of this morning. I think the whole country thought that we had managed to survive the snow emergency without any fatalities. However, even though the Red and Orange weather alerts have been lifted, the danger is not over. Roads are still in a treacherous condition and will be for quite some time to come. It's not back to "business as normal".

So everyone, keep safe.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

A bid to escape

I woke up this morning and thought
"I am soo over this snow malarkey".
The first day or two were fine. I got so much done.

  • wrote my cúntas míosúil - all the work I did in February.
  • wrote my fortnghtly scheme for March - all the work I'm going to get done in the next two weeks- yeah, right.
  • college assignment
  • washed all the inside windows and mirrors
  • washed the floors
  • broke two gel nails in the process
  • cleared out kitchen cupbords
  • decluttered my wardrobe
  • batch cooked dinners
  • resistance workouts with Karl Henry
  • caught up on phonecalls, texts, Facebook messages that were long over due
But this morning was different. I needed contact with a real live human being. It had stopped snowing so I ventured out beyond my gateway.

Once I got onto the road the way ahead was clear. Not as pretty as when it's covered in snow, but way more negotiable. 

It felt so good to be out in the fresh (understatement) air and to be able to stride along.
Kilcolum cemetery looked particularly bleak.

This graveyard is no longer in use
Well obviously it is still being used by the people who are in there, but there are no new clients!
I was beginning to feel a little down, as it reminded me that death seems so final, when I stumbled across these.

Snowdrops bursting into life despite the adverse conditions.
With a renewed spring in my step I approached civilisation - Raharney village!
My phone began to ring.
It was my friend Ger who lives in the village. She works in the Health service and had gone into work on Thursday morning at 10 and had just returned home at 2 pm on Saturday.
So many heroes during the current lock down.
"Hi there".
"Hi Noeleen. You sound out of breath".
"Yep, I'm just walking into the village."
"Do you want to go to the pub? I could do with a drink."
"See you there in 2 minutes!"

A vodka never tasted so good. 
And if there's one thing I learned from the snowdrops, there is life after death!

Friday, March 2, 2018

Wonder Woman

I was so delighted to see Laura Higgins Tully be awarded a Hero's award on Operation Transformation this week. She was nominated by Moore's Movers for the outstanding work she does in her local community in a bid to improve their health and fitness.

In September 2016 I was taking part in The Great Dublin 60k bike ride. I was about 10k into the route when I partnered up with another woman who was doing the cycle for the first time. And that is how Laura and I met.
I don't think I'd have finished the full 60k without her support. We chatted and talked from one station to the next, giving each other encouragement when we were beginning to flag. We were so proud of ourselves when we eventually crossed the finish line.

When she asked me to talk at their Operation Transformation launch in Jan 2017, I was honoured to do so. It was then that I realised that the real leaders of this programme are not the ones who go onto National TV (in their lycra!) but rather the people like Laura who bring it to life in their communities. I was totally blown away by the lengths that these organisers go to. Yes there are weigh ins and 5k walks. But on top of that they measure BMI, blood pressure as well as coordinating aerobic, spinning and running classes. And all on a totally VOLUNTARY basis.

This year I was equally as happy to be back at their launch. And Laura was still there putting us through our paces.

It hasn't been all health and fitness! There was a very memorable night at the Sheep Shearing festival in Roscommon to see Nathan Carter!

Laura really is a fantastic woman and I am very proud to call her my friend. Here's to many more events!
Congratulations Laura x

Humanity is.......

"And this year's Mother Theresa's Humanitarian Award goes to .......Noeleen Lynam"
Applause, applause, applause!

As I've said many times I HATE BIRDS!
There's something about their little beady eyes, pointed beaks and sharpened claws that freak me out.
My man used to have to take the fake robin off the Christmas log when I was young, as I couldn't stay in the same room as it.

So why then did I trawl through my healthy eating cupboard for all the nuts and seeds I could find, bash them up into small pieces so those same little beaks could swallow them, and then trudge through the snow drifts to put them in a place where those b@$t@rd$ could find them?

Well I still wouldn't like to think of them starving to death.
Gosh, I feel so compassionate!

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Don't do unnecessary housework!

Well, I've just had the first casualty of Emma and the Beast.

Because I'm stuck in my house for the foreseeable future I have been very proactive. I've managed to do most of my spring cleaning, which is quite ironic seeing as it's the result of arctic like conditions.

Due to this increased activity I have suffered a physical injury.

Slipped disc ? Nope
Housewife's knee? Don't be stupid.
It's much, much worse!

I've been immobilised by.....

a broken Gel nail!!!

Dam you, Storm Emma, us gals should stick together.