Monday, August 22, 2016

Sinister Island.

I have just returned from a week on Inis Oirr, where I ate and drank my way around the island! Chocolate, crisps and vodka have never entered my head for the past eight months and now suddenly I couldn't get enough of them. It was like my brain had convinced my stomach that the fact that we were not attached to the mainland meant that calories wouldn't attach themselves to my body!
Boy, was I proven wrong when I stepped on the scales when I returned home???

I got a bit of a wake up call one of the days when I was going for my walk around the island.
I didn't fall completely off the wagon!
One of the locals was driving his horse and cart, full of tourists. I stepped into the side to let them pass.
Dam, those roads are narrow.
I had just stepped back on the road when I heard a shout from him.
"Are you yer wan from Operation Transformation?"
"That would be me!"

Anyway I had a great time and arrived back home. I left my days and nights of debauchery back on the island.......OR SO I THOUGHT!

Today I got a text from "the island"! It read
Hi Noeleen. U have won a prize in raffle that u entered. It is.....
A BOTTLE OF VODKA!

Noooooooo!  It has followed me home. I'm never going to escape its evil clutches. HELP!

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