Monday, August 22, 2016
Boy, was I proven wrong when I stepped on the scales when I returned home???
I got a bit of a wake up call one of the days when I was going for my walk around the island.
I didn't fall completely off the wagon!
One of the locals was driving his horse and cart, full of tourists. I stepped into the side to let them pass.
Dam, those roads are narrow.
I had just stepped back on the road when I heard a shout from him.
"Are you yer wan from Operation Transformation?"
"That would be me!"
Anyway I had a great time and arrived back home. I left my days and nights of debauchery back on the island.......OR SO I THOUGHT!
Today I got a text from "the island"! It read
Hi Noeleen. U have won a prize in raffle that u entered. It is.....
A BOTTLE OF VODKA!
Noooooooo! It has followed me home. I'm never going to escape its evil clutches. HELP!