Tuesday, July 19, 2016
A hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy
As he got into the back of the car Geraldine turned to him and said
"I hope you don't have a knife or we are in trouble",
"I'd say you were more worried when you saw two women in the car."
"Ah no", he replied. "I knew i'd be safe with TWO OLDER WOMEN!!!"
Well, Geraldine stuck the car to the road and the poor devil dug an even deeper hole for himself.
"I's just that I got a lift from three young wans last week and I was a bit scared."
Confucius, he say, "When in hole, stop digging".
Luckily for him we have a sense of humour and we dropped him into town. But we won't be picking up any knights in distress anymore!