Tuesday, July 19, 2016

A hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy

Geraldine and I were heading to see Jig Jam. As we rounded the corner heading for Mullingar we espied a fella hitching a lift to town. Now there is no way on earth that if we had been on   our own we would have stopped for him. But seeing as there were two of us we decided to be good Samaritans and take him out of his misery.
As he got into the back of the car Geraldine turned to him and said
"I hope you don't have a knife or we are in trouble",
I replied
"I'd say you were more worried when you saw two women in the car."
"Ah no", he replied. "I knew i'd be safe with TWO OLDER WOMEN!!!"
Well, Geraldine stuck the car to the road and the poor devil dug an even deeper hole for himself.
"I's just that I got a lift from three young wans last week and I was a bit scared."
Confucius, he say, "When in hole, stop digging".

Luckily for him we have a sense of humour and we dropped him into town. But we won't be picking up any knights in distress anymore!