The Junior Infants were getting their vaccinations today so I went into their class to help keep them entertained and occupied while they were waiting for their dreaded injection.When I saw one little girl smiling up at me I had a flashback and had to say
"I taught your Daddy when he was small"
I heard a snort of derision behind me.
"You didn't", a little boy said in disbelief.
"Yes I did", I replied. "And what's more, I taught your Mammy too!"
"No you didn't", he gasped incredulously, "Cause if you did, you'd be DEAD by now!"
Kids, don't you just love them!!!