My niece Lauren is due her second baby in a few weeks. She was in hospital the other day for a scan, along with her husband Glenn and their 3 year old daughter Megan.
Megan wanted to use the bathroom so Lauren brought her off.
When they arrived back into the crowded waiting room, this little angelic curly-haired cherub announced loudly, for all to hear
"It's alright Daddy. It wasn't a poo, just a BIG FART!"
There was a mini-catastrophe as several women's waters almost broke due to uncontrollable laughter!
Ah sure,you can bring them nowhere!