It's a very busy week as our cousin Fionnuala is getting married at the weekend. Myself and Roxy are very honoured to have been asked to drive the bridesmaids to the church on Saturday.
In order to make sure that we both look our best on the day I booked Roxy in for a full valet.
"No problem," said the nice man."Bring her in for 9 am and collect her at 6."
He had noticed that I had referred to her as "she"!
"WHAT?", I calculated. "That's 9 hours! The bride won't take that long to get ready!!!"
"True," he pondered,
"But she doesn't have to wait til her upholstery dries!"
Very good point!