I was wandering through the aisles of the newsagents, perusing the women's magazines. Every single cover had a picture of Kim Kardashian.
What is she actually famous for?
Yesterday I sent off my column for Hello Alanya.
Then I called into the local shop to pick up a few groceries. And there I was again on the front page of.......The Meath Chronicle!
I'm definitely Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Did ya see what I did there, did ya? Huh? Huh?