I apologise in advance to all my non-Irish readers who will not get the absolute blasphemy of this comment.
My niece, Emma works in RTE, our national broadcasting station. During the week she was asked
"Emma, will you work on "Up for the Match" on Saturday night?"
"Sure. But what match?"
I swear, that was her reply. As we speak, her work contract/passport/citizenship are being revoked!