Thursday, August 29, 2013

Parents' Notes To School

These are real excuses from parents (with their original spelling). They are not however from parents in my school! I saw them on
  • My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
  • Dear School: Please exscuse Aaron being absent on June 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
  • Please excuse Gwen from jim today. She is administrating.
  • Please excuse Martin from Physical Education lessons for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  • Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
  • Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.
  • Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.
  • Please excuse Eddie for being. It's his father's fault.
  • I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
  • please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
  • Anne-Marie was absent last week, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. there must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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