Strictly I'm an American Idol with X-factor talent on ice come dine with me with the stars.
Either that or they're selling a 20 page spread of their wedding, labour photos or sex tape to society's bibles "Hello" or "OK".
Well let me tell you, celebs, you're a NOBODY until you have been featured in the
Out and About in Mullingar section of the Westmeath Examiner!
At the Conor Quinn and The White Chalk gig at Danny Byrne's on Friday night.