Thursday, May 2, 2013

Quote of the day

Swimming day today...yipee. Off we headed on the bus to the local pool. I was having a great chat with the bus driver. A lovely man who was telling me all about his holiday plans. It seems he loves to travel but his wife won't, as she can't spend a few hours on a plane without a cigarette.
"Oh," I enquired, "Does she smoke much?"
"SMOKE?", he retorted. "She'd smoke a cock of hay!"
I never heard that one before!