One of my many guilty pleasure is rubbish TV! I especially love those makeover programmes where they take some poor devil and put her in a glass cage to let the public guess her age.
Then they whisk her off, give her glycolic peels, liposuction and porceline veneers and hey presto! She looks A-MAZ-ING!
Well this is what happens when Leixlip Musical and Variety Group get their little paws on you.
Eh lads, I think you're doing it wrong!!!