Monday, July 16, 2012

Come fly with me.

As we lay sunning ourselves on Pearla Beach, Emma and I espied an interesting sign.

"Mmm, Parasailing? That sounds like fun!"
Before we had time to lose our nerve/come to our senses, we had signed up! First of all was trying to get into the harness.
While you're down there!!!
Emma: "There's NO WAY I'm letting him near me!"
"Just wait til you get to this stage!"

"Oh shit! I've changed my mind. Can I get off please????"
This is A-MAZ-ING!
I'm the King of the World!
Now, how the hell do I get off?
"What will we do for our next adrenalin rush?"
"I know. Let's go and get stuck in a lift!"

Later, as I was recovering on my sun lounger the cute,semi-naked young guy comes over to me.
"I hope you enjoyed it. Did you have a good time?"
"Yes, it was great," I replied, very conscious of people's ears beside me beginning to prick up.
"Here are some photos of it, if you wish to show your friends."
"Thanks," Heads were turning in our direction.
"And here is your change."
OH PEOPLE! FOR GOD'S SAKE. I WAS JUST PARA-SAILING! GET A GRIP

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