This story is courtesy of my cousin Fionnuala.
Two little Infant girls were busy colouring in her classroom. One turned to the other, all excited and exclaimed
"My mammy is getting married this weekend!"
The other girl looked totally unimpressed and said
"My mammy said she's sorry she ever got married."
Fionnuala tried to save the situation and said
"Oh I'm sure Mammy didn't mean it. Maybe she was just having a bad day."
"No Miss," the little girl was adamant."She was deadly serious." I feel her pain!