Taking Politicial Correctness to the extreme

The hurling team was leaving class early to go and play a match.  Seeing as they were going to fight for the honour of the school, I let them off homework that night. One of the lads who was left behind, started complaining and asked
"Miss, will we be getting homework?"
"Yes, of course." I replied.
I didn't tell him yet that I was going to give all those remaining, time to do their homework before they went home, so they would be free that night too.
Ah Missssss......" he whined. "That's not fair.  You're being.....emm....you're just being.....SPORTIST!"
And a new word is invented.