Thursday, May 17, 2012

For the week that was in it......


A Prayer for the Stressed

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies I had to kill today
Because they p****d me off.

 Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember.....
When I am having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are really trying to annoy me,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack him/her in the face.

Amen.

6 comments:

  1. your a nice person arn't you Nols , i feel sorry for those poor children :((((

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  2. It wasn't the kids I was talking about!!

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  3. Other teachers ??

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