For the week that was in it......
A Prayer for the Stressed
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies I had to kill today
Because they p****d me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember.....
When I am having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are really trying to annoy me,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack him/her in the face.