Tuesday, April 24, 2012

These shoes are made for walking

I have purchased a new pair of trainers in preparation for the new "fit"me.
These are miracle workers. They promise to promote weight loss, muscle tone and improved posture. So as I pound the highways and byways of Raharney, my butt will be lifted, toned and reduced. I fully expect to have Pippa Middleton's pert little bum, in a matter of weeks.

Unfortunately, it will probably be encased in my saggy arse!