We were engaging in the cultural art of shoe shopping, when I was stopped in my tracks by the enticing sign
Up to 100% discount
How do I get that???
My bargain seeking little eyes lit up with excitement..but they nearly fell out of my head in disbelief when I heard how!
The shop assistant explained, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
You buy the shoes AND THEY SET YOU UP ON A DATE WITH A MAN!
If you get on well, he pays for the shoes and you get your money back. If not, well at least you have a nice pair of shoes.
Imagine the embarrassment if you went back for your refund and they broke it to you that you actually had to pay more!
By the way, these are my new fierce babes.......