Sweet dreams are made of this.

All packed for Kuala Lumpur. Leaving at stupid o'cock in the morning and will get there on Sunday morning. I really want to sleep on the flight so that I'm not totally zonked for the next few days. I did something I've never done before. I went in search of two sleeping tablets. One for the flight out and the other for the return.
Everyone had advice.....and most people had "something" to relax me. I explained again that I'm not a nervous flier (pardon the pun). I want to SLEEP. I was given a guaranteed remedy.
Drowsy cough bottle!
I went in search of it to the local chemist, which was no problem. Then I realised that I coudn't bring the bottle on board. So I looked around for a small, as in less than 100ml, screw tight container. I espied one and tested its lid.
It wouldn't budge. Score.
It was only when I looked at the label I realised what it was
A urine specimin container!
Can you imagine the looks on my fellow passengers' faces if I was to whip out that bottle and take a swig in mid flight!
I managed to find a proper travel container to use.
So now Percy Pig is ready to assist me in my slumbers....I hope.