We are in the middle of a debating competition in our class.
Today's topic was Animals should not be kept in zoos.
The two teams were lined up on opposites sides of the classroom. Nerves were taut and speakers were busy clearing their throats. Just as I was about to start proceeding, a lone voice was heard from the floor
Just remember lads. Whatever you do, don't use the word "envelope".
And boy, is Seán Gallagher's advisor not kicking him/herself for not imparting that gem of wisdom before Monday night's debacle!