Boy am I sorry now.
The hedge and I are in constant battle. All I did was to go away for a measly ten days and when I returned the hedge had used the opportunity to take over half the lawn.
And to add insult to injury, that cute little bird that nestled in the hedge, well every morning it stares at itself in Roxy's mirror......and shits all down her door. I have to clean it off before I head to school. And this has been going on for the past three years!
*Posed by models.......it's only a little Blue Tit for God's sake!
Does anyone know the number of a good tarmacadamer?