I was channelling my inner Sandy Shaw.
I tried it on in the changing room and did the whole turning this way and that to get a proper look at it from all angles. I was obviously very pleased with what I saw as I bought it.
Later that night I got ready to go out. As I looked at my reflection in the wardrobe mirror I thought
Hold on a minute, I don't remember it being this low in the front.
I pulled and tugged at it but I just didn't feel comfortable in it. I couldn't understand how I could have liked it in the shop.
Forget Sandy Shaw. It was more like Jordan!
I decided that I didn't want to spend the night readjusting myself. When I took the dress off I noticed the label.
I had the dress on backwards!
The right way!
Imagine it the other way!