Our ideal man is
(a) young....in fact bordering on the illegal!
(b) clean shaven. Emma suffers dreadfully from beard rash, especially if it is from a millionaire farmer from the West.
and most importantly
Lauren, Emma and I were at the cinema. Coming out, the conversation went something like this.
Me: Oh look. Justin Bieber. Quick, take a photo.
Lauren: OMG! But there are loads of people around. I'm mortified.
Emma: Oh I'll get in. Since hanging around with Noeleen my embarrassment threshold has gone way up!
I'll train them all in yet!!