My impersonation of Cheryl Cole after being told that all her acts were being booted out of The X-Factor!
It came to closing time and of course everyone wanted a taxi at the same time. After unsuccessfully trying to order one, Marese decided it was payback time. In light of my previous blog, when I was commenting on parents acting as chauffeurs for their offspring, this seems very appropriate!
Marese rang her 22 year old daughter who was fast asleep in her cosy bed.
"Emma, we can't get a lift home. Can you come up and collect us please?"
"Wha..?" answered a groggy daughter. "Where are you?"
Five minutes later, a pyjama-clad Emma arrived outside the pub and delivered home her tipsy godmother and parents.
Ah ha, now I see. This is the reason people have kids!"